The Triggering 2017 NSFW

The Triggering 2017 NSFW

The Triggering 2017

George Takei now living as a straight manHere is a toast, to all the people that disagree with me and are still my friends, to the people I have offended and laughed it off, you’re the real MVP. For everyone else, there are pampers. Let us recap some of my best moments in Triggering 2017.

I have managed to trigger people vie memes, blog posts and opening my own mouth. Now I really don’t wish death on anyone but it’s my way of dealing with things by making jokes about them. I also feel that people are more sensitive and more ridiculous lately. For example this year I was told that phycology is a made up Nazi science and that posting from the following sources are indicative of a fascist belief system;  Vice, The Onion, Reason, Telegraph, Generation Liberty, Gallup, Monocular, Orwell, DailyMail, A and E, Daily Mail, Telegraph, Reason, The Wild East, Change.org.

Someone should make an app that showed you what posts made people block and unfriended you. I can only do so much detective work on my own. I am also on a watchlist now. So it has been a big year.

My Big Mouth

Martin McGuinnes was a terrorist, don't forget that

Let us start with all the things I have said. I just have inserted random memes as eye candy.

“Turns out the dessert is mighter than the pen”

So I decided to be funny about the French election. Honestly, I thought it was a good pun.  Now I know lots of people hate puns and think its the lowest form of humor. Now maybe they are, but I’m an egalitarian guy and will engage with all the humors.

Anyway way beyond the terrible puns some people got really upset. “How could you joke about that” “She could have won” “She would have ruined the country” basically I had flashbacks to the US 2016 elections and some joke I made.

Lady Boys are always the most aggressive prostitutes. 

I have repeated this one a few times, including in this years post about Macau. Some people do not take me pointing out the truth very well.

Live action Rick and Morty cast. “Rick and Morty is good, but Archer is better.”

Yeah, Rick and Morty is good, but I think it’s overhyped. Yes, it’s supposedly so smart because of all the references it has in it. Guess what, Archer has lots of references in it too and it is a better show overall. Do you want to know who else is smart? Panda’s but we don’t have stupid memes about how you need a high IQ to understand them.

Best reason for a Brit to Learn Spanish

 

“Modern Family is white people anime”

Maybe I should be a tv show critic, it seems my opinions on shows get a reaction out of people. Anyway Modern Family is about an odd family that overreacts and makes a huge deal out of everything. Where have we seen this before? Anime.

To a lot of people, it was obvious I either had; A. no understanding of Anime and or B. No understanding of Modern Family.

Rocketman vs Cheeto the dis track

Yes, we could have a nuclear war in the same part of the world as I live in, doesn’t mean I should not make jokes about it. In fact, I think it means I should joke about it.

“I would prefer World War III over Civil War IIWeeaboo killer.

Normally people that want a civil war are limited to the extremes of the extremes. Those people that believe that those that disagree with them are not wrong, or even stupid but immoral. Unfortunately, people have gotten more moral about their politics. I said this sometime after the events in Charlottesville and tensions in North Korea. It was kind of scary to learn I knew people that would prefer to kill Americans then have a war with a no

“Turns out the American Far Right is better at killing people than the American Far Left”

Yes, despite trying with bike locks, Pepsi cans filled with concrete, explosives, along with bricks and glasses Antifa and the far left, in general, have failed to kill anyone this year in the USA (If I am wrong I will admit I am wrong). All it took was one person from the far right to drive like a drunk uncle and now we have a fatality. Now don’t get me wrong, I prefer no one die and we don’t have any wars, but I have to appreciate the irony of the situation.

Memes

Now down to memes. Honestly, I don’t think the mems I post are that savage. However, people still get worked up over them. Oddly it seems to be lots of people messaging me asking me to take them down insted of commenting and debating them.

Murphy lawMurphy Law

In a move that surprised no one, this turned into a revolver vs semi-auto debate. Meanwhile, others skipped the Murphy part and focused on the gun. That’s the nice thing about having a diverse friend group.

American dad, loving the shootingI get asked about guns occasionally by students

Naturally, I tell them the truth that they are a lot of fun to shoot and if they ever get a chance to try it. Basically the same thing I tell anyone that has never tried shooting a gun. Liking guns is not a stereotype I break and it’s been a fun thing to talk to my students about sometimes.

#Mettoo and Israel Isreal of course

Isreal is always a volatile subject. It has a habit of driving people nuts. Mixing it with the latest hashtag craze is probably a good way to make people upset. The reality is that the truth hurts, and drives people to hit the unfriend button.

Half America are Nazi’sLook at all those Nazis

Somehow I ended up with people offended by this one. To my surprise and cringe once again I was taken off guard by friends that did believe the whole list were Nazis.

This is a Nazi meme

Yes, you read that right. Maybe History is now a Nazi subject just like Phycology.

 

Lastly, let’s go onto creative works.

George Orwell was a fascist apologist

As you have probably noticed by now, Fascist and Nazi have been used a lot. George Orwell wrote about how he felt the word was being diluted back in his day. I feel the same, but to some people in our brave new world, Orwell was a fascist apologist.

I guess first aid is not on the acceptable list of things to teachFirst Aid

Yes, some individuals got upset I posted about why people should learn first aid.

Commie removal Service If your not a communist you are a fascist

I guess jokes about kicking members of one of (if not the most)the most murderous groups in history out of helicopters does not win you many points in some peoples world. There are plenty of shirts for sale out their with communist murderers on them. I know ironic right.

History fight memeMemes are like puns

I found out that some of my friends really dislike memes. They think they are stupid and low culture. I fell that people like that often miss the idea of soft power. Needless to say, they did not like my video on Restless Empire.

Literally Voldemort How dare you make fun of Harry Potter

First of he who dares wins. Second, there is nothing sacred about Harry Potter. Third, I make fun of sacred things too. Last, I am sick of hearing about how “This is like the time X did Y in Harry Potter”

 

Wow, that was cathartic.

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